Men are Stupid. Women are Evil. Food is Good.

Men are Stupid.Women are Evil.Food is Good.

This is the Universal Truth.

1.Men are Stupid: You might have an IQ of 275 , have a double doctrate in Solid State Physics from MIT,with a Nobel to your credit.
But You are still stupid. And no matter what you do you will continue to be stupid.
This is because Males have the 'Y' chromosome, an Incomplete Deficient version of The 'X' chromosome that Women have.This causes the males to do all sorts of stupid things, like marrying women or falling in love.It causes the most intelligent of men to stammer like a blathering idiot in front of a shapely female in a two piece suit.
Its in your genes you cant fight it.


2.Women are Evil: Women have exploited the cruel joke that nature has played on men. Women have played on this weakness of men ever since the dawn of time. There is no point blaming the poor Adder, it was Eve's fault. Behind a successfull man theres a woman and behind an unsuccessfull man there are two. And you can take it from me that the successfull women has some ulterior motive behind the chaps apparent 'success'.Womens lib is a joke. Wake up and smell the coffee.
If you believe this is a male dominated society then thats because you are a man and Rule 1 follows.


3.Food is Good : But no matter what you are, evil or just plain stupid, we all eat . Food is what sustains us.Food doesn't discriminate,Food doesn't solve differential equations. Food is good.


Ipso Facto , Ergo Sum , Men are Stupid . Women are Evil. Food is Good.